Amsterdam. Disneyland. Tel Aviv.
by The Window Shopper
“My mom is so jealous of me.” Bridgett, Toddlers & Tiaras
Okay, I had absolutely no idea that Natalie Portman was the type of woman who dreamed of being a fairy child on her wedding day. I was totally fooled with those really chic Dior ads, but I guess the writing was on the wall. The wall of her imdb filmography… No Strings Attached. Where The Heart Is. Your Highness. Thor. Black Swan.
Come to think of it, I’m not really sure if I ever liked Natalie. Which is weird because I could’ve sworn I did. Maybe it was just the “love other Jews” thing I was
brainwashed, taught in hebrew school. Which I guess she kind of missed– having just married a gentile. A French gentile. Which, I’m pretty sure is double taboo for Jews? I don’t know. What I do know is when Hillary out-chic’s you it’s time to give those “friends” of yours at Toys-R-Us Rodarte a call. And can someone please give me a call and explain why flower crowns are still a thing. Thanks.
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