by The Window Shopper
“Just remember, inside every girl there’s a boy.” Justin, She’s the Man
Amanda Bynes is having a rough couple of
days, weeks months, so we should all light a candle for her image tonight. In case you haven’t been following the dram, or like the rest of the world don’t really give a fuck, here’s a recap. First, Amanda drunkenly hit a police car. Then she was arrested for hitting said police car. Then she was involved in a hit and run accident, where she hit and ran. And then there was the second, third and fourth hit and run accidents, where she hit and ran. again. and again. and again.
Amanda– if you cannot drive, hire someone to do it for you. If you can drive, but are just trying to drive publicity, you’re failing. miserably and mortifyingly. My advice– get a chauffeur. And Liam too. Now that Miley is Helma, the lesbianic German bread baker, you can go back to being the original Miley. I know it’s been hard. Word G-man.
Images courtesy of imdb.com