by The Window Shopper
“Why are you dressed so scary?” Mean Girls
I feel like every fashion bloggist this year is staging a coup de sluttiness in their Halloween costume guides. Which is some serious tom foolery. I mean everyone knows the only compelling part of Halloween past the age of 13 is the nudity. duh. Last year I was a gold digger, and the year before that a ‘Rock of Love’ contestant. This year I’m a butter face. Cheap dress, garish mask. huge flask. perfection. Happy drinking!
Image courtesy of forbes.com