Come Again?
by The Window Shopper
“I can’t even speak right now.” Cara Delevingne
It’s been a really wonky few weeks… I mean I just used the word wonky for fuck sake. Who am I? Who are you? And what the fuck are these?
iPad mini?
Mercedes mini vans?
Electric holiday?
The mustache thing?
Doutzen Kroes’ husband?
Lindsay Lohan’s face?
Lindsay Lohan’s life?
Lindsay Lohan’s death?
Christmas?
New Years?
The Middle East?
Charlie Hunnam?
Heath Ledger’s death?
Your wedding dress?
Babies?
Blogs?
Maccaroons?
Karlie Kloss?
Unclear. That’s what.

You had me at Ipad mini. WTF!!!!