Sick Fall Bags I Can’t Afford
“I’d rather walk down the street naked [than join Facebook].” Phoebe Philo
I thought in the interest of saving you trendy whores from another craze of Céline proportion, I’d share the first installment of sick fall bags that I can’t afford. Maybe you can. And maybe you can even afford to buy me one. Or six. Call me, let’s talk.
The Red Rum
(Alexander McQueen, Alexander Wang)
For those sick fucks who opt against black.
The Fortune Cookie
(Jérôme Dreyfuss, Jill Sander)
Leo or gilded– trés Chinatown chic.
The Tooth
(Chloé)
So not for British eyes only.
The Neutral
(Marni, Marc Jacobs)
For more sick fucks who opt against black.
The Goliath
(Alexander McQueen, Alexander Wang)
A picture is worth a thousand words. This one, a cool $3,570 + tax.
The Graphic
Man and women’s best friend all in one. love.
Image courtesy of The Trend Report
