Sick City Windows

Capturing New York's sick windows & city happenings
October 19, 2012

War Hole

“Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you.” Andy Warhol

Okay so theres a totally sick Andy Warhol exhibit at the Met right now. If you can get past the fact that like Terry Richardson, Warhol was a white spindly rapey creep– it’s actually pretty enjoyable. The whole factory thing sounds really industrial, abject and speedy, and he was a total revolutionary in the commodification of art–but any person that wears turtlenecks as ubiquitously as he, is just not to be trusted. I’m also not 100% sure he’s not 100% reposnsible for Edie’s death. unclear.

Last year I went to an event at the Moma that recreated his screen tests. I filmed one. It’s so bad. My eyes, total wonk. they slow down the film. But you can watch it here. xx

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October 17, 2012

My Boo: Ali Michael

“If you see me wearing tennis shoes with jeans I am in a very dark place emotionally and not in the mood to talk.” Ali Michael

Sweet sweet Ali. Where the fuck have you been? Last you were sent home from PFW for having legs too plump. (chic). communing with Teen Vogue over periods slash eating disorders. (snooze). and posing topless for Purple Fashion. (die). We made plans for Wednesday and it’s been seven since then so if you’re actually dead call me. And if not don’t bother.


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October 16, 2012

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy

“How come you cock suckers didn’t think of this orgy thing five fucking years ago?”

Yesterday I watched A Good Old Fashioned Orgy and it taught me that friendship means nothing if you can’t have group sex. together. at your father’s Hamptons house. drunk. with Jason Sudekis. Lake Bell. Bill Haverchuck. Valerie Birkhead. and Billy Walsh Nick Kroll. Om shanti it is.

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October 15, 2012

How To: Striped Pants

“I’ll never ask a zebra about stripes again.” Shel Silverstein

Striped pants. chic. And a totally succinct way to do a pattern trend. if. you’re going to do a pattern trend.

Do: Skip the pin. It’s not 2001.

Do: Skip lunch. You’re in fucking stripes.

Don’t: Full length.

Do: Miu.

Don’t: Jester.

Do: Je ne sais-

(The booties: Oscar de la Renta, The tee: Dolce & Gabbana, The leather: Rick Owens, The blouse: Valentino, The cardi coat: Alberta Ferretti)

Don’t: Do it at all.

Image courtesy of Villa Bosonó

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October 12, 2012

Bike Babes

“The countenance is the portrait of the soul, and the eyes mark its intentions.” Cicero

Yesterday I went biking with my main boo. also known as my little sister. and bffaeaeaeaeaea. Who’s a younger, tanner, more even toned me. it’s.. so chic I die. She’s super gorg, way funny and the only other person in this world who understands the need for commissioned self portraits everywhere. pillows. walls. towels. lampshades. desks. get into it.

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October 12, 2012

Marry Me: Ryan Guzman

“I do all my own dance moves.” Ryan Guzman

Okay so marry me Ryan. You’re painfully handsome. Half Mexi. A consummate mixed martial artist. And my soul mate. trust.

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October 11, 2012

Le Beach House

“There’s only one thing in life, and that’s the continual renewal of inspiration.” Diana Vreeland

On the third Thursday of October every year I host a ceremonial spirit offering to the moon. Diana. And Dionysus. which is set to Beach House. Densely emotive dream pop just right for a ritualistic cleanse. I trek into the forest with roman candles and rosé, in soothsayer moccs, mink and a vintage Elsa Schiaparelli beret, so chic, where I emote and lay to rest the most offensive trend of summer past. This year it’s the flower crown. Gila. xx

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October 10, 2012

Ode to the Slide

(Dolce & Gabbana)

ode to the slide,

i chic

i glide.

on Titanic i ride.

buy.

buy.

bye.

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October 9, 2012

Ma Lettre Ouverte

“My dream is to save women from nature.” Christian Dior

Dear Raf,

You do know you’re working for Dior right? Just checking because Bebe the autistic geriatrics from the Menorah House want their sketches back.

xx.
d

ps. shape ≠ architecture.

stripe. trapeze. appliqué. die.

Images courtesy of style.com & dresszebra

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October 8, 2012

I’m a Monster!


“For the execution of the voyage, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.” Christopher Columbus

Happy Columbus Day my fellow Colombians. Bluths. Americans. A day in which we celebrate the finding of America that was um already found. Anddd inhabited by super fab indigenous peoples. Native American– so chic I die. Kind of like they did. In droves.

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