I’m gonna get really feminist and political here for a moment… So, the other night when my ex-guy friend I told you about went on his misogynist rant, a large portion of that was about how women basically rule the world and take advantage of the fact that men “are like crack addicts” addicted to pussy. Sorry but vagina just like did not fit there. Anyway, he went on to reference Chapelle and his bit that if men could fuck in cardboard boxes they wouldn’t ever buy houses or cars, because the only reason they actually do, is for the women they’re sexing, or trying to sex.
So like okay- on the surface I totally get it. Guys are gross and they just want to get off wherever whenever they can. I can deal with that as a male trait of our species, but in truth, these sexual relations just go so much deeper than that…
In nature- evolution/ species are furthered by the process of natural selection which is constantly weeding out the fit from the not. Textbook, right? Right. This process was really helpful in finding a mate slash propelling humanity forward, because obviously the best genes should make it into the next generation of life. And this process was generally, slash subconsciously understood by the group- the alpha dude would mate with the alpha chick and everybody else fell in line. Well, today for the most part not only do people procreate with any old doosh, but we’re living in a social world, not a biological one. In so much to say that our survival has absolutely nothing to do with the ability to kill a bison or fix a thatched roof, but the size of your bank account. Which in modern times, affords you the ability to survive in this life. Which would mean that money is the touchstone of the evolutionary fittest. Which basically means that yes, if you want to be fucking, you better have some fucking money.
Humans figured out early on that their chances for survival against the natural elements grew with their numbers, and so they lived in packs. From there evolved family units and then the nuclear families we have today. So like did ancient peoples have a problem with the fact that a woman had survival in mind when choosing her mate, and vice versa? I surmise not, or we wouldn’t be here today. Both sexes, for their behavior to have persisted throughout the whole of humanity must have been a mutually profitable symbiosis. Things that don’t work in nature, don’t last very long.
So yes, are some women just after money? Totally. But all guys, are just after pussy. So like it kind of evens out and is kind of just part of nature. And just think, if survival wasn’t intrinsically linked to net worth, but like actual survival, all women everywhere would be fucking black men. So, be thankful that money is not only an attainable commodity, but legitimizes your super white, super lame selves. Now tell me, what’s your pin again?
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